fuck:
They probably put the dinosaur bones together all wrong
They should probably look more like this
Lordofthefools:
I wish my skeleton was made of CRACK
knife magnet:
ive been stabbed before, it's not a big deal
cops are pussies
fuck:
lead-coated skeletons doing kungfu and fighting over the last fields of anthrax ina radioactive planet
death:
damn i just found out north korean soldiers are immune to anthrax
bet those crazy korean bastards going to terrafuck the earth turn it into anthrax world
imagine anthrax world
populated by crazy korean bastards breathing anthrax, eating anthrax, becoming one with the anthrax
death:
i want to be a skeleton in chernobyl and just wait in a vat of radioactive goo to jump out and spill dangerous glowing liquids everywhere
iwantyourskulls:
I want to be one of those skeletons with blue glowing eyes, a sword and shield and 3 gold pieces in their pocket just hanging out in a dungeon just chilling waiting for some adventurer to slice my skull in twain with his eternal battleaxe of major annihilation and a fire enchantment
YO! MTV Faps:
i would rediscover the lost magic and become the Bone Stitcher, an insane shaman who can weave bones into magical talismans capable of rending the very souls from his victims. this is after consuming every single motherfucking drug i can get my hands on of course, hail the dark lord
Skullmaster:
death:
petition for monster energy to start selling my invention
death:
drinking lots of monster to build up an immunity against heart attacks
fuck:
check out this thing i made it can only triple wield for now because everyone photographs their hammers from the same angle
death:
hammers without claws suck and piss me off!!
fuck you the claw is one of the best parts
death:
dual clawhammers is the ultimate stealth weapon because you can crush everyones skull and they cant see you if theyre skullcrushed
death:
i throw my clawhammers at the enemies and then open my trench coat revealing rows upon rows of additional clawhammers
creatu:
i have secret informations about the final scene, hellfucker is fighting a giant shark hydra monster that is bigger than the whole universe. the shark hydra dual wield two RPK with custom ammos made from nuclear cyanide and he has 8 heads, each head can spit smaller heads that spit nuclear acid. hellfucker do a 360 noscope, using the jupiter planet to go into orbit and the bullet go through one of the eye of the shark hydra, you can see the bullet going inside his eye in slowmo, then he throw million of C4 on the hydra and blow up the entire space with a giant green screen explosion
fuck:
a demonic alien babe with glowing radioactive pentagram tattoos all over is staring at him and explodes and hellfucker turns round and shoots the explosion
fuck:
life was dull
till I found the skull
fuck:
going to make basically the same film as Pluto Nash but its called Sphere of Pain and it's about lunar nightclub owner Eddie Murphy inventing a machine that uses energy from psychic "pain waves" to steer the moon into the earth and the collision opens a gateway into hell (conventional subterranean hell but its in the future so the demons still have lasers). how will madcap businessman eddie murphy keep control of new hollow earth moon hell? big laughs when the character playing the pope says fuck.
death:
fuck you im punching a hole in the fucking space time continuum
death:
ive been thinking a lot about planes and outfitting them for time travelling purposes in order to go back to dinosaur times and spray chemtrails on those fuckers
death:
personally i love to see london get destroyed and i want to see superman eviscerated by a kryptonite chainsaw
corpse resurrector:
I'd give my life for the megalodon.
iwantyourskulls:
In this world of death and decay
The skull is the truth, the life and the way
death:
i like to get halal monster at the arabic supermarket
basically killing myself by drinking holy water
demonic as fuck
death:
when life gives u demons u make demonade
fuck:
its fucked up that rambos were all over tv for 30 years but people still think they need two hands per machine gun instead of one hand and an emotional gutteral wail